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Han Lee: I have this
call a team meeting,

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because our diner family
breaks apart.

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Max Black: Good job friends.

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Fat All: [High-Five]

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Han Lee: Let's start with,

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that we have our highlights and
Share low points of the week.

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A highlight was learning

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that the scent of the deodorants
women provoked.

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My lowest point was...

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Max Black: The look into the
Mirror?

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Caroline Channing: So my
The highlight was

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a beret on the toilet
find,

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and my low point, me my
Live without imagining you.

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Max, your highlight?

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Max Black:...it's high too
be.

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And my lowest point when it
stops working.

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Oleg: So my highlight was
it,

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a nice G-string
to see a guest's ass.

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And my lowest point, the sight
his eggs.

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Earl: My lowest point is this
meeting.

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And my highlight when it comes around
is.

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Han Lee: Would you please
take everyone seriously?

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Oh, I have a new one
Low point.

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Caroline Channing: I have one
new highlight.

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Oleg: Me too.

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Max Black: Well I have to
ask very much.

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Han has just turned to the
Vagina injured.

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[theme music]

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Caroline Channing: That is
not my phone.

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My ringtone is "Let it go"
and you know that

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because you always beat me
threaten when the doorbell rings.

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Max Black: It's not mine.

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I have my phone on
vibration,

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out of respect for the
environment,

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and for one or the other
small orgasm.

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Caroline Channing: Max it is
the landline.

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Oh God, why is it ringing?

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You said it only does,
if we get in trouble,

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or if you are from the future
you call,

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to keep us out of trouble.

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Max Black: Uh-oh.

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That must be the landlord

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The contract has expired.

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Caroline Channing: Then
let's extend it.

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At least you get along
This building is almost like in
France.

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I got one yesterday
used Parisian in the aisle
found.

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Hello?

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Max Black: No, hang up. We
are not in the contract.

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Caroline Channing:
[foreign language]

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Max Black: Good disguise.

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Now all we can do is
hope that the legal tenant,

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is a sushi chef.

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Ok, we don't have much time.

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Grab two things that you
love.

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Caroline Channing: I... I
love nothing in here.

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And why are we even fighting?
for an apartment in the

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Grass on the bathroom floor
grows?

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Max Black: I love ours
Toilet lawn.

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Caroline Channing: He is
disgusting.

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Max, look around.

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Our refrigerator door is just
secured with adhesive tape.

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And we have black
Mold in there.

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The black mold has that
other mold,

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from the neighborhood
distributed.

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Max Black: Someone from the
Real estate management

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is probably already on the way

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here to see if the
legal tenants still live here.

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Max Black: Okay, we're escaping.

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I know someone who is us
Passports in

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an airport locker
deposited.

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You know him too. It's Oleg.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Hi, damn it
answers the phone again.

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If I wanted an alarm clock

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I'd have a goat next to me
Put the bed.

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Caroline Channing: That is
probably the landlord.

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I just found out that
we illegally sublet
live.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Oh, I did
me always

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asked how you afford it
can

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to live in this house.

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And I have prostitution
excluded.

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When I saw Caroline dancing.

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Max Black: Good news.

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I looked and that
Original rental agreement found.

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And a copy of mine
Birth certificate.

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The name is obvious
my father,

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“Mother has no idea.”

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Caroline Channing: Forget that
contract.

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I have an apartment for us
found.

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A 3 bedroom apartment for $1300
in Manhattan.

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Oh Manhattan, Kansas.

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Max Black: We can do this one
Don't lose the rental agreement.

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As soon as they find out

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that Lester Donawan is no more
lives there,

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we raise the rent,
as

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my hormone levels at
Men's strip.

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Max Black: I have it
original tenant,

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found this Lester.

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He is still alive.

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Caroline Channing: Oh go ahead
do you need a break?

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Max Black: He's in one
Retirement home in Sheepshead Bay.

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We just have to get there and him
kidnap.

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We take a fishing rod, hang
some semolina porridge on it,

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and lure him out.

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Caroline Channing: First time
in which world do we have money,

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for a fishing rod and semolina porridge
buy.

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And secondly, I wouldn't
harassing poor old man.

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Max Black: Still better,

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than from an old man
to be harassed.

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Oleg: I would have an apartment
for you.

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You share a double bed
two other women.

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Oh and there are cameras.

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But you get 4.99
minute.

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And the numbers of all the singles
in the area.

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Caroline Channing: You belong
also to the singles in the
area?

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Oleg: I will be yours
Be a film partner.

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Max Black: Even if it's you
don't like it.

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We have to go to our apartment
stay.

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Earl: Max is right. In life
can you do two things,

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don't lose.

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A rent-controlled apartment,

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and control of your bladder.

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Then it occurs to me, it's in
my house,

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an apartment became available.

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You can have them tomorrow
view.

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Caroline Channing: This place
costs $1200?

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Earl: $1250. Is in this one
second has been increased.

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Max Black: There's no room here
for us.

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I don't mean me and you,

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but me and my boobs.

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Caroline Channing: Beautiful
retirement home.

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Max Black: Why do we live?
not here?

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Bingo tournaments, fodder, that
is always easy to chew.

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And can wet your pants
you too.

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Caroline Channing: Lester? This
must be him.

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I don't know who I am anymore
am,

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but it has to be him.

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Hi Mr Donawan

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Lester.

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Max is he dead?

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Max Black: No, but he's alive
not here.

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Caroline Channing: It is
sad.

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Look at us with ours
Deal with old people.

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Wake up.

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It... it's very important that
they wake up.

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We are subletting,

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in her old apartment.

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And they have to be like that for a day
do,

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so whether they still live there
would.

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Max Black: Or at least like that
do,

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as if they were still alive.

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Lester: You're wasting yours
time.

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He is comatose and unable to stand
on women.

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He's co-sexual, so to speak.

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Lester: Lester Donawan.

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Caroline Channing: They are
Lester.

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Oh thank God. Listen,
Lester.

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Lester: I know I'm supposed to
do,

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So whether I'm still in yours
apartment live,

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I've heard everything, there are
Not all comatose, darling.

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But I'm afraid that's what it's becoming
don't come girls.

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This is an important week.

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Because the woman of my dreams
will move in with me.

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The guy is definitely no more
here for a long time.

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It'll be over in 18 hours
him.

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Oh, there's my princess.

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Olivia.

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Listen, he's still there
us. Praise the Lord.

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We have to move on Monday
move.

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Olivia: Yes, I wanted to about that
talk.

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I'm not ready for this yet
to move in with you.

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Lester: Olivia, what... what the hell
that mean?

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Caroline Channing: Max, us
should go.

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Max Black: Never.

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This is like one
Senior version of the Bachelor.

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Now there is that
truly final rose.

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Olivia: It's not you,
but on me.

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Caroline Channing: At that age
Do they say that too?

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Olivia: I'm not yet
ready for something so solid.

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There are still so many swimming
Fish in the pond.

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Lester: I understand it's about
this new guy,

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in Norty... what's his name?
You like Morty, right?

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Olivia: Lester please!

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I don't want it
becomes strange,

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when we talk about bingo
walk the path.

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Lester: I'll tell you something
about Morty.

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He's not a real man, like that
I.

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His middle name is Viagra.

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Olivia!

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There's no reason to be around here
attach.

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I'll get my penis pump and
we go.

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Caroline Channing: Why do you need it?
he?

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Max Black: Here we are.

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Thank God I didn't trust it
retirement home.

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Caroline Channing: It's not
like I care

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them three and a half miles
push,

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but in the home you could walk,

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why couldn't they now
run.

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Lester: I'm too depressed
to run.

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Max Black: I'm depressed,
since I learned to walk.

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I mean I was nine it was
time.

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Lester: I'm in love right now
lost of my life.

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Have you ever been with a woman?
slept,

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with no teeth, but two
Plastic hips?

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Caroline Channing: Me
I personally don't have it yet?
Max?

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Max Black: But on mine
To-do list

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That's just number 1
slipped.

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Lester: Me here from 1954 to
Used to Studio 54.

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Liza Minelli has over there
vomited.

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I'll never have anyone again
seen,

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that someone bows,
after he pukes.

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Max Black: And why are you
out of here?

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Lester: You always think you
find something better.

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Max Black: Yes, the grass in
The neighbor's toilet is always there
greener.

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Caroline Channing: That's the one
from the building management.

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Do we have to repeat our story?
go through?

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Max Black: It really is
easy.

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I'm Carlotta Spagetta.

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Peaceful pet coach at
day,

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and hot-blooded Nigerians
Spy at night.

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Caroline Channing: Lester,
just listen to me.

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Max is her granddaughter,

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and I help her with withdrawal

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because that's the only part of the
History is true.

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Oh he's coming. They stay
sitting, always smiling and
nod.

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Lester: I nod but smile
I can't do it.

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Max Black: Welcome to the to
Home of my dear, dear
Grandpa.

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This is his couch,

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his kitchen...

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Lester: What is that?

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Max Black: There's his bong.

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Roger: His bong?

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Max Black and Caroline
Channing: [Both speak]

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Roger: Hello, I'm Roger
from the property management.

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And I would like this one
verify rental agreement,

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before the rest of this door frame
breaks in.

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Max Black: And of course know each other
her

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my dear, dear grandfather
Lester.

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Roger: I only have a few
Questions, Mr. Donawan.

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Lester: Have you ever had one?
Woman with a silicone hip
slept?

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The madness.

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Roger: OK, then I'll delete
that from my list.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Hello!

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I'm coming in the back because
this junkie is sitting in the front.

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And the mood is still there
is strange between us.

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Caroline Channing: Oh... eh,
this is Sophie.

246
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She lives on the first floor.

247
00:10:34,533 --> 00:10:36,500
As you can see, Roger, none
problems.

248
00:10:36,533 --> 00:10:38,500
It's all totally legal.

249
00:10:38,533 --> 00:10:40,400
Sophie Kachinsky: Hey, who is it?
the old man?

250
00:10:41,867 --> 00:10:43,467
Roger: She lives in the first one
stick,

251
00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:44,700
and she doesn't know Lester?

252
00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:46,200
Max: Of course she knows him.

253
00:10:46,233 --> 00:10:48,033
Max Black: But that's a
little sex game

254
00:10:48,067 --> 00:10:49,100
between the two.

255
00:10:49,133 --> 00:10:50,567
It says, who are you?

256
00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:53,867
Roger: That doesn't sound right
a sex game.

257
00:10:54,167 --> 00:10:56,233
Max Black: But if they do
his penis says.

258
00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:01,967
Caroline Channing: Sophie, that
is the lord of the
property management,

259
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,967
who would like to check whether
Lester really still lives here.

260
00:11:05,867 --> 00:11:09,500
Sophie Kachinsky: Oh yeah, him
lives here every day.

261
00:11:09,767 --> 00:11:12,333
Yes and we play this game
for ages.

262
00:11:12,833 --> 00:11:14,467
Who are you?

263
00:11:16,633 --> 00:11:18,967
Lester: Come closer, he can
don't hear you.

264
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,833
I feel better already.

265
00:11:22,467 --> 00:11:24,100
Caroline Channing: Well, that one
The main insight is,

266
00:11:24,133 --> 00:11:25,733
that both live here legally.

267
00:11:25,767 --> 00:11:27,633
So we sign that
Extension.

268
00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,433
Roger: Mr Donawan
sign here

269
00:11:29,467 --> 00:11:31,433
and the contract expires at four
years extended.

270
00:11:31,667 --> 00:11:33,300
Lester: how about yours
hips out.

271
00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,100
Sophie Kachinsky: My
Hip swing is legendary, baby.

272
00:11:38,267 --> 00:11:39,367
Lester: A real sweeper.

273
00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:41,867
Please.

274
00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:43,133
Roger: Well, that's it.

275
00:11:43,167 --> 00:11:45,100
You have the apartment for
another four years.

276
00:11:45,567 --> 00:11:46,900
Enjoy it.

277
00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,133
Oh and I have to tell you.

278
00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:51,867
Traces of carcinogenic stuff,

279
00:11:51,900 --> 00:11:53,467
were in some apartments
found.

280
00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:54,633
Have a nice day.

281
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,100
Caroline Channing: Four years,
four years.

282
00:12:01,133 --> 00:12:03,700
We are allowed in the apartment
stay in which I never stay
wanted.

283
00:12:03,867 --> 00:12:06,000
Oh Lester, you run, it's fine
better?

284
00:12:06,033 --> 00:12:07,133
Lester: I'm like a new person.

285
00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:09,300
I'm finally me again
yourself.

286
00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:12,467
Max Black: Oh we have the 18th
Hours done.

287
00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:14,233
Let's see if her boyfriend
is dead.

288
00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:16,367
Caroline Channing: Yes Lester,
we will take you to the home

289
00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:17,633
Lester: What does that mean?

290
00:12:17,933 --> 00:12:18,967
This is my home.

291
00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:20,933
Caroline Channing: I'm sorry,
this is our apartment.

292
00:12:21,900 --> 00:12:23,033
Lester: It says in this contract
something else.

293
00:12:25,533 --> 00:12:27,167
I'm in my bedroom.

294
00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:30,433
It's most beautiful at home.

295
00:12:31,933 --> 00:12:33,467
Max Black and Caroline
Channing: Uh oh!

296
00:12:37,533 --> 00:12:39,200
Lester: Girls, it's delicious.

297
00:12:40,067 --> 00:12:42,400
You know in the home, it will
Salt always locked away.

298
00:12:43,233 --> 00:12:44,800
Salt and the dementia patients.

299
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,367
Max Black: Doesn't look like it
as if

300
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,133
the bad grandpa tonight
goes.

301
00:12:51,867 --> 00:12:53,067
Oleg: Maybe I can
help?

302
00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:56,167
I can give him crab steak
Serve glass slices.

303
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,400
This is called a divorce
Ukrainian.

304
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,900
Caroline Channing: I'll try
only with jelly.

305
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:04,900
Max Black: It's so old, that
that could kill him.

306
00:13:06,367 --> 00:13:08,833
Caroline Channing: Lester, me
I have some jelly here.

307
00:13:08,867 --> 00:13:10,033
Do you want them?

308
00:13:10,067 --> 00:13:12,000
Lester: Very kind of you,
but I'm not going anywhere.

309
00:13:12,867 --> 00:13:14,400
Max: Lester seriously.

310
00:13:14,533 --> 00:13:16,333
They don't want to be with us
live together.

311
00:13:16,367 --> 00:13:17,567
Caroline sings so much

312
00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,800
after you can one
Cartoon bird animated
become.

313
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,367
Lester: Listen.

314
00:13:22,567 --> 00:13:24,033
There's no way I'm going
back to this retirement home.

315
00:13:24,333 --> 00:13:26,300
I feel for the first time
alive,

316
00:13:26,333 --> 00:13:29,300
since I did last year
was briefly dead.

317
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,033
Caroline Channing: Oh my
God. Really?

318
00:13:34,167 --> 00:13:35,500
Lester: My sister is translating
Fallen power cable.

319
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:40,300
Other than that, it helps me
really forgetting Olivia.

320
00:13:40,533 --> 00:13:43,400
And I realize there is everyone
Lots of other fish in the pond.

321
00:13:43,767 --> 00:13:44,967
Sophie Kachinsky: Hello friends.

322
00:13:48,167 --> 00:13:49,900
Lester: And here comes one
swam.

323
00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:52,967
She's an asshole
Perch.

324
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,667
Sophie Kachinsky: Friends, me
am at my table.

325
00:13:57,933 --> 00:14:00,433
Max Black: Sophie, you remember
definitely to Lester.

326
00:14:00,467 --> 00:14:03,067
Lester, you remember
remember how the fire was discovered
became.

327
00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:05,933
Lester: Please take it
place.

328
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,900
May I give you eggnog
spend?

329
00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:09,633
Sophie Kachinsky: Oh one
Eggnog

330
00:14:09,667 --> 00:14:11,367
I would love to have it now.

331
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,600
Sorry, I have to get that
Powder your nose.

332
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:19,567
Lester: Listen, I know you
want your apartment back.

333
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,167
And I am a sensible one
Man.

334
00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:23,300
I just want before I
go back,

335
00:14:23,467 --> 00:14:24,900
a little you know what.

336
00:14:25,533 --> 00:14:26,667
Max Black: More Jell-O?

337
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,367
Lester: I'm talking about sex.

338
00:14:29,467 --> 00:14:31,100
Sex to comfort me.

339
00:14:31,133 --> 00:14:32,733
Caroline Channing: To her
comfort?

340
00:14:32,767 --> 00:14:35,800
I would rather say after that
the other has to be comforted
become.

341
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:37,967
Lester: Nonsense.

342
00:14:39,133 --> 00:14:40,600
There is almost nothing but sex
in my retirement home.

343
00:14:40,867 --> 00:14:42,600
Why do you think I'm in it?

344
00:14:43,833 --> 00:14:45,900
A bunch of willing ones
neighbors and,

345
00:14:45,933 --> 00:14:47,933
After that you don't even have to check
drive home.

346
00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:52,833
So I fancy one
certain elegant lady.

347
00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:55,767
Sophie Kachinsky: Ahh, that
Toilet paper is out.

348
00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,867
Lester: You're giving me one
Night with your girlfriend.

349
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,733
And I leave with joy
your apartment.

350
00:15:03,067 --> 00:15:06,067
Lester to Sophie: [Laughing] Me
am at her table.

351
00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:10,433
Sophie Kachinsky: Hey Sophie,
What do you think of the old guy?

352
00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:13,333
Do they have your brains?
amputated?

353
00:15:17,033 --> 00:15:18,733
Caroline Channing: Lester, her
has refused.

354
00:15:18,767 --> 00:15:20,700
Lester: I won't go with you
tail tucked

355
00:15:20,733 --> 00:15:22,267
to this retirement home
go back.

356
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:24,867
I have to have sex with this
Olivia gets jealous.

357
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,833
Max Black: The young people
invented something like that

358
00:15:26,867 --> 00:15:28,200
that is called lying.

359
00:15:29,567 --> 00:15:31,200
Tell me any one
Story.

360
00:15:31,233 --> 00:15:33,367
Lester: Without a photo there is nothing
happened.

361
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,967
I need a selfie of myself
and the woman I get around.

362
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,533
For my Facebook profile.

363
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,467
And if it's not with Sophie
is.

364
00:15:42,367 --> 00:15:44,733
One of you will probably come with me
have to go to bed.

365
00:15:46,133 --> 00:15:47,367
Cute hey,

366
00:15:48,867 --> 00:15:50,267
Sweety.

367
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:54,867
Lester: [Singing]

368
00:15:59,267 --> 00:16:01,467
Max Black: Now I know why
Liza had to puke.

369
00:16:09,367 --> 00:16:10,900
Caroline Channing: Now am
I depressed.

370
00:16:11,067 --> 00:16:13,400
Max Black: Oh really, you did
the shorter straw

371
00:16:13,433 --> 00:16:15,233
pulled, so you sleep with me
Lester.

372
00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:17,967
Max Black: Because you claim

373
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,533
all the time you want sex.

374
00:16:19,567 --> 00:16:21,900
And you claim you're getting up
Antiques.

375
00:16:25,133 --> 00:16:27,367
So let's go through the door, there it is
both.

376
00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:30,300
Caroline Channing: Uh Max, me
believe,

377
00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:31,600
you're left with straws
cheated.

378
00:16:31,633 --> 00:16:32,733
Max Black: Of course I did
that.

379
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:35,767
Listen, I've had a lot
crazy sex.

380
00:16:36,033 --> 00:16:38,333
Even with a clown
a funeral.

381
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:42,667
But I can't stand it
Penis pump to see.

382
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:44,200
I'll never recover from this
again.

383
00:16:44,633 --> 00:16:46,667
Caroline Channing: And you
think I can do that?

384
00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:48,300
Max Black: I do.

385
00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:49,833
Because the scientific one
part of your brain,

386
00:16:49,867 --> 00:16:50,633
will like it.

387
00:16:52,267 --> 00:16:54,900
Lester: Ladies, I got me
stretched.

388
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:56,700
I'm ready.

389
00:16:59,433 --> 00:17:01,500
Caroline Channing: Please, me
throw me in front of the gun.

390
00:17:01,633 --> 00:17:03,867
Max Black: The shotgun is firing
only with blank cartridges.

391
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:08,667
Caroline Channing: You think so
really?

392
00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:10,133
I don't want an old baby.

393
00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:15,233
Well, it's ridiculous that we
even think about it

394
00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:17,100
something with an old man
to do,

395
00:17:17,133 --> 00:17:18,500
whose name is not Trump.

396
00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:21,500
Max, I can't do that.

397
00:17:21,733 --> 00:17:24,000
One of us has to get the apartment
take at Earl's house.

398
00:17:24,033 --> 00:17:25,900
And you will find something else.

399
00:17:27,067 --> 00:17:29,133
Max Black: But then we would
live separately.

400
00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:31,833
Caroline Channing: I know
but I don't see any other
Chance.

401
00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:34,367
Max Black: I'm not ready
to live without you.

402
00:17:34,933 --> 00:17:37,133
Caroline Channing: I am
not ready without you
live.

403
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,000
Max Black: [Screaming]

404
00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:50,200
Max Black: [Screaming]

405
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:52,600
Caroline Channing: What is it?

406
00:17:52,633 --> 00:17:54,633
Max Black: I have the pump
seen. Pack your things.

407
00:17:56,233 --> 00:17:57,433
Caroline Channing: Max, me
don't think so

408
00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:59,133
that you were almost ready for this
to do.

409
00:17:59,167 --> 00:18:00,400
Just to live with me.

410
00:18:00,967 --> 00:18:02,533
You know what? I'll do that.

411
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,967
Because the thought doesn't bother you
constantly seeing

412
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,567
not 24 hours a day, 7
Days a week is killing me.

413
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,233
Caroline Channing: We meet
us every Saturday morning
Coffee.

414
00:18:17,433 --> 00:18:19,233
Of course this is becoming less common
of the time.

415
00:18:20,033 --> 00:18:21,467
Lester: The beginning was good.

416
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:22,633
What else do you have left?

417
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:24,833
Max Black and Caroline
Channing: Nothing.

418
00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:27,733
Sophie Kachinsky: Oh, I am
meanwhile

419
00:18:27,767 --> 00:18:29,600
a big fan of the
Back door.

420
00:18:30,867 --> 00:18:33,300
Wow, I've got that now
said for the first time.

421
00:18:36,733 --> 00:18:38,333
Caroline Channing: Get used to it
not there Sophie.

422
00:18:38,467 --> 00:18:39,667
Max Black: You never get used to it.

423
00:18:40,567 --> 00:18:41,333
Caroline Channing: No, me
said,

424
00:18:41,367 --> 00:18:42,533
we have to get out of the apartment.

425
00:18:42,567 --> 00:18:44,300
We couldn't with Lester
climb into bed.

426
00:18:44,633 --> 00:18:46,633
Sophie Kachinsky: I know
that's why I'm here.

427
00:18:47,633 --> 00:18:49,200
Caroline Channing: You have to
don't do it for us.

428
00:18:49,633 --> 00:18:52,033
Sophie Kachinsky: If you
no longer in this house
would live,

429
00:18:52,467 --> 00:18:54,167
then we would become strangers to each other
become,

430
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:57,233
and would only meet us on
Meet for coffee on Saturday.

431
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,700
Sophie Kachinsky: I would
show up once.

432
00:19:02,633 --> 00:19:03,300
Listen.

433
00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:05,500
Just give me 90 seconds.

434
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:06,967
I think he has a pump

435
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,333
It won't be that hard.

436
00:19:10,267 --> 00:19:11,467
Sophie Kachinsky: She is the one
madness,

437
00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:13,600
We should probably tell her what
give for it.

438
00:19:13,633 --> 00:19:15,000
What would be appropriate for something like that?

439
00:19:15,133 --> 00:19:16,667
Max Black: The good candle below
the drain,

440
00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:17,767
we only used it once.

441
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:20,833
Caroline Channing: That is very
suitable.

442
00:19:21,633 --> 00:19:23,333
Lester: I don't know what that is
was?

443
00:19:23,367 --> 00:19:24,467
But it's too much for me.

444
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,800
I think mine can do it
Not heart.

445
00:19:29,267 --> 00:19:31,300
Max Black: They fear sex
with Sophie kills her?

446
00:19:31,433 --> 00:19:33,167
Well, that's why I never have it
tried.

447
00:19:34,033 --> 00:19:35,167
Lester: You know, I was like that
sharp

448
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,600
on all other fish in the
pond,

449
00:19:38,333 --> 00:19:40,167
but that was a big, white one
Hai.

450
00:19:41,833 --> 00:19:43,300
Sophie Kachinsky: Hey, come on
already.

451
00:19:43,467 --> 00:19:45,467
I stretched. I am
ready.

452
00:19:46,967 --> 00:19:49,067
Lester: No, we can
take a quick photo?

453
00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:51,067
Caroline Channing: I would have
knew he had an iPhone 5S
has,

454
00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:51,967
I would have done it.

455
00:19:53,133 --> 00:19:54,000
Lester: Try to be so sexy
to look as possible.

456
00:19:54,033 --> 00:19:54,900
Sophie: Okay, yes.

457
00:19:59,433 --> 00:20:00,567
Lester: If Olivia, see that
will,

458
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,467
then she will say, Morty who?

459
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:07,200
Children, have fun in yours
apartment.

460
00:20:07,967 --> 00:20:09,433
I have a lot of beautiful things here
experienced.

461
00:20:09,767 --> 00:20:11,300
Caroline Channing: Thank you
Thank you very much, Lester.

462
00:20:11,567 --> 00:20:13,000
Max Black: See you then, Grandpa.
Maybe

463
00:20:13,033 --> 00:20:14,667
let's visit you at
retirement home.

464
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:16,500
Lester: Send me an email.

465
00:20:16,667 --> 00:20:17,633
Or we chat.

466
00:20:19,433 --> 00:20:20,933
Caroline Channing: At that age
Do they say that too?

467
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,267
Sophie Kachinsky: The fat ones
I'm sorry for eggs, Lester.

468
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:29,233
Nighty night, kids.

469
00:20:35,967 --> 00:20:38,433
Caroline Channing: Max, us
are allowed to continue living as a couple.

470
00:20:38,967 --> 00:20:41,333
Max Black: And a lot more
better, he has his wheelchair
forgotten.

471
00:20:41,967 --> 00:20:43,167
Push me into the kitchen.

472
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,633
I want to open a beer.

473
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,367
Caroline Channing: Whether I like you
I'll probably push it that way,

474
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:48,500
when you're 70?

475
00:20:48,633 --> 00:20:50,967
Max Black: You become me like that
push when I'm 30.

476
00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:55,800
Caroline Channing: Home is
it's the most beautiful.

477
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,233
I'll get the tape.